Punch on domestic violence
by Instant Noodle
The creators of Punch admired his fearless attitude to his agressors. However, Punch is not the ideal mascot.
We are afraid our prototype is no favourite with the ladies. PUNCH is (and we reluctantly admit the fact) a Malthusian in principle, and somewhat of a domestic tyrant; for his conduct is at times harsh and ungentlemanly to Mrs. P.
“Eve of a land that still is Paradise,
But as we never look for perfection in human nature, it is too much to expect it in wood. We wish it to be understood that we repudiate such principles and conduct. We have a Judy of our own, and a little Punchininny that commits innumerable improprieties; but we fearlessly aver that we never threw him out of window, nor belaboured the lady with a stick—even of the size allowed by law.
Thank goodness for that.
(Opening statement, July 17th, 1841)