Your Handy Guide to Clerical Beards #8. The Lynx

by Instant Noodle

The Lynx is most appropriate for preachers of the Boanerges class. It is easily achieved, but requires attention : the eye-brows must be gummed up at the corners, the moustache properly turned up secured with gum, and the chin be cleanly shaved with a semicircular line each side. A good Lynx terrifies evil-doers, particularly of the female class.

The Lynx, of course, was famously sported by wolverine of the X-men.

(5th March 1864)