Leave the dogs out of it, Wilhelm
by Instant Noodle
The war is falling apart around Germany.
To the Last German Dog
No doubt your hair still stands on end when you recall the declaration made by the Kaiser, or one of his gang, to the effect that the Fatherland would fight to the last cat and to the last dog. But to-day the outlook seems rather rosier for you. After all, you may not be called upon. Of course it hadn’t yet come to being a very near thing for you, with so many human Huns and other dogs still left alive; but still, all the same, we can understand your sense of relief.
To the Last German Cat
See foregoing remarks.
(November 6th, 1918)